Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Mumbo-Jumbo


Believe it or not, it happened-right in front of my eyes and those of forty other students.

I was in upper secondary school and there were only two classes in Form 4. It was a boys’ school and at that time; not a school of repute. I was in the Arts class, where all the riff-raff was placed. As such, except for physical education period, sports day and school holidays, school was nothing to look forward to for the majority of my classmates.

One fine day, I heard a lot of whispering at the back of the class. Rahman with the pop- star hairstyle of yesteryear and Daud were plotting something. In fact, they were trying to show their Chinese classmates that they know black magic. This day, they will show that it worked and they were masters in the dark arts.

We had two period involving lady teachers. I would just call them Miss S and Miss T. Miss S was our Geography teacher-very lively and animated with a cheeky, toothy smile. She loved to wear tight mini-skirts and the boys would swoon with delight every time they see her in that hip-swinging outfit.

Miss T, on the other hand, was a more classy and statuesque lady with a fine dress-sense. She was more serious and she gave one of the sexiest smiles this side of the world when she responded to some silly rib-tickling wise-crack in class now and then. Perhaps I should correct myself here and include a proviso that the boys were also looking forward to see these two teachers on the days they come into class. They were certainly more interested in ogling at them than hearing what these two teachers have to say.

On that fateful day, Miss S came in first to teach Geography. As usual, she was beaming with delight. She was most animated and she moved around the class a lot. Then we saw Rahman and Daud both rubbing some black pepper seeds and chanting in tongues. In less than 5 minutes, we saw Miss S, rubbing her right leg onto her left almost continuously. She was certainly in some kind of sexual arousal. Slowly, a wet patch appeared on the tight mini-skirt on the part covering her “privates”. Within a few minutes, she excused herself and went to the ‘ladies’.

The same thing was to happen to Miss T but she was more aroused as we could see the glazed eyes and the continuous twitching of her full red lips. The watery patch that appeared in the self-same place was even much more larger and visible. Tactfully, she took out some tissue paper, excused herself and left for the ladies. Very lady-like.

So believe it or not, black magic works. So, don’t be a doubting Thomas. As the Bible says, there are “powers and principalities” out there everywhere….Only the sweet blood of Jesus can help save you!


Quote of the Day:

"Attitudes are contagious. Are yours worth catching?" Dennis and Wendy Mannering

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