Do you still think newspaper editors are masters of the English Language; that they are beyond reproach? Think again.
The following headlines are a laugh. These editors thought they were smart. However, the results proved otherwise for they now have both their feet in their mouths.
Have fun.
Crack found on Governor’s Daughter.
(What a naughty editor!)
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
(No, really? Plain stupid editor!)
Police begins Campaigns to Run down Jaywalkers
(Now that’s taking things too far, don’t you think?)
Is there a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
(Not if I wipe it thoroughly!)
Panda Mating fails; Veterinarian takes over.
(What a guy!)
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
(Good-for-nothing deadbeats!)
Juvenile court to try Shooting Defendant
(Maybe this will work better than a normal trial.)
War Dims Hope for Peace
(Isn’t it obvious; unless you are a cuckoo!)
If the strike isn’t settled, it may last awhile.
(You think so?)
Cold wave linked to Temperatures
(Who would have thought?)
(Can there be any other possibility?)
Red tape holds up new bridges
(I didn’t know they were that strong!)
Man Struck by Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
(He must be one heavy duty battery then!)
New Study of Obesity looks for Larger Group Test
(Weren’t they fat enough?)
Astronaut takes blame for gas in space
(Mexican jumping beans should never be included in his lunch pack!)
Kids make nutritious snacks
(Must have tasted like
(Chain-saw massacre revisited?)
Hospitals sued by seven foot doctors
(Boy, are they tall!)
Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead
(Isn’t it obvious!)
I hope the editors of local papers will take a leaf from these booboos and not put their feet in their mouths as well……unless they are all foot fetish!
Quote of the Day:
“A laugh is a smile that bursts.” Mary Waldrip.
Heartsong
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